8 GREAT HORROR MOVIES YOU'VE NEVER HEARD OF (But I have, because I'm better than you) ***PARODY***

Looking for some super scary movies this Halloween? Horror Hound Kevin Maher rounds up some of the most obscure films you've never heard of, because you don't know anything. 

HOUSE

This Japanese nail-biter stars William Katt as a horror novelist staying in the most haunted house ever. An instant cult-classic -- and yet most people have never seen it!

 THE GATE
 

Lovers of old movies will love this campy, tongue-in-cheek tribute to scary cinema.

TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE PART 3: LEATHER-FACE

Everybody knows the 2003 horror flick, but did you know that was a remake?!  I did. And the original cult classic had not one, but TWO sequels. 

 

SESSION NINE

I don’t know much about this film, but my friend Tim said most people just skim these types of articles so don't worry about the descriptions.

THE CARNIVAL OF SOULS

This black-and-white cult classic borrows heavily from George R. Romero’s cult classic NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD but still has some serious scares.  

 

"THE EYE"

This is a wholly original tale of super-natural suspense staring super-hottie Jessica Alba. I haven't seen this one, but the imdb summary sounds spooky.

SUSPIRSIA

This 60's midnight movie is the ultimate cult classic where an American girl uncovers evil at a boarding school.  In true Euro-horror style, the viewer is left to decide if the whole experience was just in her imagination.

PUMPKINHEAD

Admit it: you didn’t know about this one, either. I haven’t seen it, but I’ve heard of it. Not like you.

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Ha ha, get it? 

Man, I hate those condescending, error-filled listicles that pop up this time of year. 

But seriously, if you want to see a fun show, come to KEVIN & MATT GEEK OUT ABOUT ZOMBIES. 

Kevin & Matt Geek Out About Zombies - Trailer from Matthew Glasson on Vimeo.

A two-hour feast of zombie film footage and pop culture commentary.

With special guest presentations by 

• Heather Buckley (Fangoria, Dread Central) 
• Daan Van Versendaal (Netherlands Institute of Neuroscience) 
• Brian Solomon (The Vault of Horror) 
• Captain Cruella (Village Invasion Zombie Crawl)
• Doug Sakmann (Special FX Artist)

KEVIN & MATT GEEK OUT ABOUT ZOMBIES

at the Nitehawk Cinema

Thursday October 23rd @ 9:30pm

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