A is for ANAKIN, born on Tattooine
B's for BARBARELLA, the Galaxy's Queen
C is for CAESER, who brought humans down
D is for DIM, not as dumb as he sounds
E is for EDGAR, a loving machine
F's FRANK N. FURTER, a different space queen
G is for GOR, invoking great terror
H is for H.A.L., who blames human error
I is for IRULAN, Spice Girl acquired
J is for JONATHAN, he won't retire
K is for KHAN, a villainous nutter
L's for LOGAN, boned Jenny Agutter
M is for MARVIN, so gloomy and pensive
N is for NADA, whose fights are extensive
O's for OCTAVIOUS, sinister gent
P is for PRIS, seductive replicant
Q is for QUI-GON, who battled battalions
R is for RUFUS who saves WYLD STALLYNS
S is for SNAKE, sabotaged mankind's future
T is for TRON, lives inside a computer
U is for URSUS, upholds all Ape Laws
V is for VOLTAR, kidnapped Santa Claus
W's for WEZ, an Aussie road baddie
X is for XTRO, he's just like his Daddy
Y is for YOR, he's so brave, blonde and buff
Z is for ZED, makes red diapers look tough
Look for another pop culture abecedarium next week.
note: a version of this poem appeared at the excellent SFSignal.
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Pretty sure it's Wez, not Wes.
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