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8/1/11

A IS FOR ALIEN: #1 in a series of pop culture primers

A is for Alien, chest-bursting bitch


B is for Belial, makes baskets twitch


C's for Chatterer, cenobite #2


D is for Damien, this hanging's for you






E is for Evil Dead, like Ash destroys


F is for Freddy, rapped with Fat Boys


G is for Graboids, Tremors' worms on the prowl


H is the Hitcher, stalking C. Thomas Howell


I is for Isaac, creepy kid priest


J is for JAWS (the first two, at least)


K is for Killdozer, killing machine


L is for Leatherface, based on Ed Gein



M's Michael Myers, a sequel approaches



N is The Nest, flesh-eating cockroaches



O is for Orca, made Richard Harris cry



P is for Pumpkinhead, killed Soleil Moon Frye



Q is for Q, flying lizard-of-prey



R is for Ricky, who shouts "Garbage Day!"



S is the Stranger, don't answer his calls



T's for The Tall Man, beware of his balls



U is for Uncle Sam, he wants you... dead



V is for Vincent, this farmer's well-fed



W's Willard, the rat devotee



X is for Xtro, unfriendly E.T.



Y's for this Yeti, King Kong inspired



Z is for Zoltan, doggy vampire




Related Links: 


A IS FOR ANAKIN # 2 in the series, with characters from science fiction films


A IS FOR AUTOMAN looks at science-fiction television. 


A IS FOR ANTHRAX a heavy metal primer, written by my wife. 


My attempt to customize this blog for fans of Soleil Moon Frye


Two kinds of shark-movie posters

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