She notes: "This is by no means a representative sample of heavy metal bands. It's just an alphabetical list of bands I like, or hate, or could make a rhyme with."
G's GUNS N' ROSES: Rage-sprung from the 80's
H is for HEART, representing the ladies
I's IRON MAIDEN, with dragons and gods
J's Judas Priest, and their leather-clad bods
K is for KINGHORSE: fusing metal and punk
L, LIVING COLOUR: Same thing, but with funk
M, MEGADETH: Dave Mustaine's a mad genius
N's for TED NUGENT, obsessed with his penis
T is for TESTAMENT: gave me tinnitus
Y is for YNGWIE (MALMSTEEN): Guitar Hero
Z is for ZEPPELIN. Woman: one. Fish: Zero
A IS FOR AUTOMAN: #3, all about science-fiction TV series.