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I scribbled a few bad jokes, some were really bad, others weren't bad enough.
Even though he needed a quick exchange, I penned this narrative joke, which is liking something out of the Blanche Knott books I would sneakily read as a kid:
SERIAL KILLER JOKE #1 (of 2)
Charles Manson, Jack the Ripper and Jeffrey Dahmer all walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve serial killers."
Manson says, "But I'm not a serial killer. I just had a devoted cult who killed on my behalf."
The bartender says "okay," and gives him a beer.
Jack the Ripper says, "But I'm not a serial killer. I was just a scapegoat for several murders committed by the Royal Family."
The bartender says "okay," and gives him a beer.
Jeffrey Dahmer says "I'm not here for a drink. I just want to find a man to seduce, murder and eat."
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SERIAL KILLER JOKE #2 (of 2)
I had written several more jokes, and I tried them all out on my wife.
For one of them I asked the question "How many serial killers does it take to screw in a light bulb?"
My original punchline was just okay.
But upon hearing it, my wife immediately said "I thought you were going to say `TWO: One to change the bulb and one to make a lampshade out of a prostitute."
Such a better joke.
And the thing is, but she just fired that one off without thinking about it.
My wife is funnier than me.
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