You can learn a lot about a society based on how it depicts women on fireworks.
1. THE BEACH BABE
For you boner-poppin' Freedom-luvin' Shakesepeare fans.
2. THE ST. PAULIE GIRL KNOCK-OFF
Oktoberfest meets the 4th of July meets beer ad stereotypes.
3. DISNEY PRINCESS (WHO NEVER ACTUALLY INFRINGE UPON DISNEY OWNED COPYRIGHTS)
4. HIGH MAINTENANCE (i.e. She expects a man to say thank you after she gives him a knob-job.)
5. ROOFIE WAITING TO HAPPEN
6. ADULT WOMAN
She's a gambler -- specifically she'll have unprotected sex in the back of your Honda Civic.
7. TOPLESS LADY AT SOME KIND OF DEATH CAMP
Do not assume the pile of skulls means she's at Dauchau, she could be topless in a Terminator future where John Connor lost the war to an army of Confederate Androids.
8. BIKER BABES
"ONE BAD MOMMA" SHOULD NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH THE "ONE BAD MOTHER"**
Say, where's the Father in all of this?
Oh right, he's being nagged by that shrewish Mother-in-Law.
HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY!