10/16/13

HORROR MOVIES A-Z: a poem

To get ready for Friday's show (KEVIN GEEKS OUT: ALL ABOUT EVIL**) here's an A-Z poem about horror films. 

A is for Alien, chest-bursting bitch


B is for Belial, makes baskets twitch


C's for Chatterer, cenobite #2


D is for Damien, this hanging's for you






E is for Evil Dead, like Ash destroys


F is for Freddy, rapped with Fat Boys


G is for Graboids, Tremors' worms on the prowl


H is the Hitcher, stalking C. Thomas Howell


I is for Isaac, creepy kid priest


J is for JAWS (the first two, at least)


K is for Killdozer, killing machine


L is for Leatherface, based on Ed Gein



M's Michael Myers, a sequel approaches



N is The Nest, flesh-eating cockroaches



O is for Orca, made Richard Harris cry



P is for Pumpkinhead, killed Soleil Moon Frye



Q is for Q, flying lizard-of-prey



R is for Ricky, who shouts "Garbage day!"



S is the Stranger, don't answer his calls



T's for The Tall Man, beware of his balls



U is for Uncle Sam, he wants you... dead



V is for Vincent, this farmer's well-fed



W's Willard, the rat devotee



X is for Xtro, unfriendly E.T.



Y's for this Yeti, King Kong inspired



Z is for Zoltan, doggy vampire




** For more horror entertainment, come to KEVIN GEEKS OUT: ALL ABOUT EVIL
Saturday October 19th @ 7:30pm at the Alamo Drafthouse in Yonkers

Kevin Geeks Out All About Evil Trailer from Matthew Glasson on Vimeo.



Related Links:

A is for ALIEN (horror movies A-Z) 

A is for ANAKIN (sci-fi movies A-Z) 

A is for AUTOMAN (sci-fi television A-Z)

A is for ANTHRAX (heavy metal A-Z) 

A is for AEON  (animation A-Z)

A is for ANDRE  (professional wrestling A-Z)

My attempt to customize this blog for fans of Soleil Moon Frye

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